ZEEK SHECK ALBUMS

FINE HONE YOUR SKILLS WITH ZEMAG DAEH

LEARN
How to party uncivilized.
How to scare the shit out of someone.
How to cut someone's head clean off with out all the chopping and hacking.
How to get away with hours of 69 in the company van on company time.
How to steal an airplane for pure lighthaearted joyrideing.
How to beat a computer at chess.
How to kill a giant leprecaun.
How to get rid of a stalker.
How to find out passwds.
Who is Zeek Sheck.

YOU CAN LEARN FROM CLOUD PEOPLE!

LEARN
How to fly
How and when to keep your mouth shut
How to sing a victory chant that will get everyone riled up.
How to hook yourself into static electric fields so you can secretly spy on your favorite person
How to pathetically whine and complain until all the disgusting humans get away from you.
How to cozy up to pure evil.
How to live the party life.
How to strut at a parade
How to get away with being a pyro.
How to make your dog your willing slave.
How to make hard asses lose their cool so you can laugh.
How to give a speech.
How to fit in
How to die gracefully.